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"Did you lose any weight?"

"No, I didn’t. Oh wait! I did. 1 pound."

"1 pound? That’s probably the shit you took this morning."

Hahahahahaha I cannot handle what just happened.

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I kind of like a messy bed sometimes.
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"Don’t ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up."
― Robert Frost (via psych-quotes)
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